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04 February 2019 @ 06:39 am
Cruel, but accurate, comments on the Super Bowl  
* "These teams are playing like they know whoever wins has to go to the White House."--Jess Dweck

* That was the sort of Super Bowl one is sentenced to.

* "I suppose it's possible to see a worse half of football, but probably only in Pop Warner."

* Like 4 hours of soccer

* "There's a room in hell where they play this Super Bowl over and over...."

* They invoked Andy Warhol in a commercial, and the game was like one of his early movies. Let that be a lesson to them.

Also, you can't prove it by me, but I'm hearing that they chose a halftime band that wouldn’t make the game look bad.
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sturgeonslawyer: Defaultsturgeonslawyer on February 4th, 2019 09:43 pm (UTC)
Though I do not watch sports on TV, I am told that the halftime act was diminished by a functioning speaker system.