* That was the sort of Super Bowl one is sentenced to.
* "I suppose it's possible to see a worse half of football, but probably only in Pop Warner."
* Like 4 hours of soccer
* "There's a room in hell where they play this Super Bowl over and over...."
* They invoked Andy Warhol in a commercial, and the game was like one of his early movies. Let that be a lesson to them.
Also, you can't prove it by me, but I'm hearing that they chose a halftime band that wouldn’t make the game look bad.