El Coyote Gordo (supergee) wrote,
El Coyote Gordo

Panties in a Brady Bunch

So when I went to the Daily News website to read the penis-whitening story I just blogged, there was a story about one of America’s favorite white dicks: Tom Brady.

It seems that Brady wants to be the Patsies’ quarterback forever, with a grudging concession to age 45. Evil little Bill Belichick suspects he won’t last that long and wants a replacement ready. He drafted Jimmy Garoppolo in 2014 for that purpose. Garoppolo appeared to be so good that Brady got the owner of the team to trade him. He was right: Garoppolo has revivified the 49ers

We have all been here before. In 2005 the Green Bay Packers dared to assume that Brett Favre was mortal and drafted Aaron Rodgers as an eventual successor. Favre sulked, and when Rodgers did step up, he retired, then signed with another team, and wound up with the Packers’ deadly enemies the Vikings. Will we eventually see Brady in Jets green?
Tags: football

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