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03 November 2017 @ 07:53 am
Have they forgotten the true meaning of Halloween?  
Ban the no-fun size!
 
 
 
Elenbarathi: Knowledgeelenbarathi on November 4th, 2017 07:47 am (UTC)
Pff, this poor Millennial clearly does not remember the glory that was Halloween before there was any such thing as 'fun-size' candy bars.

Used to be, we'd set out at sunset, trick-or-treat till midnight (in those days there were no parents out there to drag kids home at a reasonable hour) and come home with pillow-cases bulging full, mostly with regular-size candy bars, but also with home-made cookies, brownies, fudge, candy apples - stuff nobody gives out any more, since parents are too paranoid to let their children eat it.

The heart's gone out of the game. Now it's kids in boring store-bought costumes being driven and escorted by grown-ups who don't even dress up, just stand around chatting in their coats, and the whole thing is over by 8:30 PM. The pitiful 'fun-size' candy bars are just an emblem of the decline.