Hi, I’m Trumpleforeskin, and I wanna tell you about our act. I grab women by the pussy, Tillerson waves his dick at the foreigners, Pruitt shits in the environment, DeVos pisses on the public schools, and Perry just tries to remember what department he's running. Of course we all fuck the poor. Yes, we’re the Aristocrats.
*Oops. I was misinformed. Turns out Alan Thicke was not in The Aristocrats.