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25 September 2015 @ 05:26 am
Bulbous salutation  
We may have a winner in the pucoming Narrow Loins Bad Sex Writing Award. From Morrisey's List of the Lost:
Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.
Tom Wolfe himself could not have phrased it better.

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tamirofftamiroff on September 25th, 2015 02:03 pm (UTC)
"pucoming" is what it is, all right.
El Coyote Gordo: fandomsupergee on September 25th, 2015 02:26 pm (UTC)
Old LASFAPA word. You know, where we put the stuff that was too offensive for apa-nu.
tamirofftamiroff on September 25th, 2015 03:00 pm (UTC)
Ah. I thought it was a typo of genius.
The fucking YARN FAIRY!mac_arthur_park on September 25th, 2015 02:59 pm (UTC)
Okay, *I* wrote better sex scenes when I was a 15 year old virgin sitting in my sad little room, listening to Hatful of Hollow on endless repeat.
Sharon Kahndreamshark on September 25th, 2015 06:24 pm (UTC)
Wow. Does "bulbous salutation" mean what I think it does? If so, this writer deserves some kind of prize for that phrase alone.
El Coyote Gordo: gummysupergee on September 25th, 2015 06:58 pm (UTC)
That would be my guess.