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21 May 2015 @ 01:25 pm
People may actually believe this  
Malachite is a "transformational crystal" whose healing energies will keep viruses off your computer. Fortunately, this icon has been blessed by a Discordian Pope and thus is every bit as efficacious as crystals I would have to pay money for.
athenais on May 21st, 2015 05:43 pm (UTC)
Excellent. I'd better round up my own malachite icon to ward off evil...viruses.
tx_cronopiotx_cronopio on May 21st, 2015 06:17 pm (UTC)
LOL. I don't know that "breaking into pieces when danger is near" is something I really want from the thing I've chosen to protect me.
don_fitch on May 21st, 2015 09:51 pm (UTC)
"... every bit as efficacious as crystals I would have to pay money for" Why, yes, I can believe that.

(no subject) - Tom Jackson on May 22nd, 2015 01:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
El Coyote Gordo: eye-pyramidsupergee on May 22nd, 2015 02:36 pm (UTC)
I blessed the malachite icon, so it would work as well as the malachite crystals these people are selling. It worked.
Johnjohnpalmer on May 23rd, 2015 06:34 am (UTC)
Like those that really SUPER-boost the homeopathic cures. See, the more frequently diluted they are, the stronger they are - 8X isn't as strong or effective as 10X! So, I had some folks super-super-charge their homeopathic medicines by not actually ingesting them! The energy just radiated into them, destroying their cold within a piddling 240 hours, rather than the devastatingly horrible ten days it would have dragged on if untreated!