* When Al Capone was getting rich off gambling, we didn’t let him dictate foreign policy.
* Baltimore blacks acting like white people whose team won a big game.
* I don't want Bernie Sanders to run. I want a Barefoot 'n' Pregnant Party on the ballot in every state taking votes from the Repugs.
* Fox is doing a new Rocky Horror Picture Show. I expect a travesty of transvestism, which is kind of redundant.