ETA: "My kids may not be as stupid as I am, but by God they're going to be every bit as ignorant if I have anything to say about it."
To protect his child's innocence
ETA: "My kids may not be as stupid as I am, but by God they're going to be every bit as ignorant if I have anything to say about it."
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Garfield wept
Gender reveal lasagna. At least this one hasn’t killed anyone yet. [PinkNews]
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As H.L. Mencken said,
No one in this world, so far as I know--and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me--has ever lost money by…
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Not the first time
Do not ask the cops to test your meth. [Smoking Gun]
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