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27 June 2014 @ 04:20 pm
Nobody's perfect  
Michigan GOP candidate: Ignore my arrests for publicly masturbating in other people’s cars
A candidate running to represent Michigan’s 95th House district in the state legislature wants you to know that once you look past his bizarre sexual fetish and multiple felony convictions, he is a rock-ribbed conservative Republican, whose “stool of conservatism” is held up by “faith, family and freedom.”
 
 
 
richardthe23rdrichardthe23rd on June 27th, 2014 08:53 pm (UTC)
This story would not have been complete without his resorting to the word "stool."
Christine Quinonesbugsybanana on June 27th, 2014 11:09 pm (UTC)
I was just about to comment on how infelicitous the term "stool" is, given the circumstances.
Sarcasticia Nitpickersontisiphone on June 27th, 2014 09:42 pm (UTC)
For the second time today I find myself saying about a GOP primary candidate, oh.
The Weasel King: pic#32302970theweaselking on June 28th, 2014 11:17 am (UTC)
Was the first one the guy who insists that the vote is invalid because his opponent is dead and has been replaced by a robot? If not: THIRD TIME!

Edited at 2014-06-28 11:17 am (UTC)
Smofbabesmofbabe on June 28th, 2014 11:18 am (UTC)
Every day, the world is getting more and more like reporting in The Onion
El Coyote Gordo: Blackaddersupergee on June 28th, 2014 11:37 am (UTC)
Satire seems to be the form of art that life is best at imitating.