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05 April 2012 @ 07:46 am
Thiotimoline pregnancy  
Arizona makes another effort to live down the shame of having produced someone as reasonable as Barry Goldwater.
Ayesha: me sortabrowngirl on April 5th, 2012 01:00 pm (UTC)
Oy. My head, it aches.
John M. Burtjohn_m_burthotm on April 5th, 2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
Sorry, there is now a five-day waiting period before we can fill a woman's prescription for aspirin (one dose).
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houseboatonstyxhouseboatonstyx on April 6th, 2012 02:52 pm (UTC)
Well, it's "Look how stupid they are, and vote them out."
houseboatonstyxhouseboatonstyx on April 6th, 2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
But how are they going to determine what was the first day of her last menstrual period? Wouldn't they have to, like, ask her? And that would mean taking the worman's word for something. Believing her. Treating her like an intelligent being.

Better have some objective evidence. On the first day of each period, every woman should be mandated to send her first filled tampon to the legislator for filing and carbon dating, should she happen to, er, notice a pregnancy a couple of months later.