Satirical article suggests that if the government shutdown continues long enough, the Coast Guard should start selling seized cocaine to keep going. Richard Condon made the same suggestion for the entire government in Emperor of America. If so, they should wait until Trump is out because he may the only person who could lose money in that particular enterprise.
On Dildos and Penance [Going Medieval]
Congress should do its constitutional duty, instead of cowering in fear of the hostage taker in the White House [Reason. CW: Libertarian cooties]