March 31st, 2017

horse's ass


It has been remarked that the Nacirema consider it vitally important to color-code their offspring so everyone knows what their genitals look like. Lest this be considered an ableist plot against the color-blind, you can apply Girlie Glue to your little girl as soon as she’s born. But why wait that long?

The terminology on the cake is interesting. As a human exceptionalist, I believe that having big brains and language and like that means that there are things about us that are more important than whether we’re “bucks” or “does.” Maybe the people who buy this cake think that they don’t qualify for human exceptionalism.

Thanx to mslorelei