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04 January 2017 @ 09:14 am
Monster from the Id  
We’re living in a satirical dystopia when I would much prefer Urban Fantasy, specifically the Republicans generating from their deranged imaginings about a real person an actual Vengeful Monster. Yes,
KILLARY!!!
Mastermind of Benghazi! Telekinetic Murderer of Vince Foster! Able to Destroy a Nation with E-Mails! Of course she would have all the monstrous powers men have always feared in women, from blighting the crops to laughing at one’s mighty sword. I would be happy to be Her votary.

ETA: It would be even more fun if Killary had a faithful sidekick: Vagenda of Manocide.
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Elenbarathi: Abandon hopeelenbarathi on January 4th, 2017 10:26 pm (UTC)
Madly 'Shipping Killary/Vagenda!
"And many have attempted by a host of methods mystical
To tell if their relationship's sororal or sapphistical..."
~'Heroine Barbarian'