General J.C. Christian shows us Republican alternative geography. Perhaps the schools should teach the conflict.

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Thanx to The Poor Man Institute.

A bank explains, via Jon Carroll

I always root for a Subway Series. This year with two Chicago teams and two LA teams in the hunt, we could have an El Series or an SUV Series.

We don't have a black teammate for you to go on road trips, therefore you can't stay on our team.

I was never terribly aware of Milt Davis as a cornerback for the Colts in the '50s, but he was a good one, and an intelligent man. The past (including the part I was born in) is, as they say, a foreign country. His obit is another reminder of what a primitive one it is.